A Thrill Ride Lover’s Guide to Everything NOT to do at Dollywood

Last updated on April 16th, 2025 at 12:16 pm

My husband and I have been to Dollywood a handful of times and love the park!

If you’re new to this blog, here’s a quick bit about us.

We are full-time RVers. I love to plan trips and help people travel. Barrett is going back to school (online), working toward a degree in environmental conservation.

During my college years (many moons ago), I also spent one summer working at Cedar Point on the Magnum XL-200 coaster.

I personally LOVE all things that go FAST! Including, but not limited to cars, boats, and rollercoasters!

Going to a new park is always super exciting for me, but also a little stressful.

I pride myself on my ability to research a new place before I arrive, figure out the best way to experience it and then go and have the best trip ever!

But, when I’m planning a trip to a new amusement park, it’s a little different because I try my best not to discover too much about the thrill rides before I go.

(It’s kind of like how some people don’t want to watch the trailer before the movie. I don’t want to know all of the rides’ secrets before riding them. I like being surprised the first time around.)

I’m pretty darn good at planning trips most of the time. But I’m not perfect, and there’s always that small percentage of time when things just don’t quite work out. This post is about one of those times.

One of our trips to Dollywood was just one of those days where you watch the wait time screens and realize you got in all of the lines at the wrong time.

So what do you do when you mess up so royally? You, of course, write a blog post about it so others can learn from your mistakes!

If you haven’t gone to Dollywood yet, love fast rides, and just want to get in as much adrenaline as possible (without having to cough up extra cash for a TimeSaver Pass), please take a moment to learn from my mistakes so you can go and have the best day ever, the first time around!

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#1 – Don’t Go During Spring Break

Now, this is just common sense. Spring Break = crowds.

Sadly, it was just the time we happened to be in town, and there was no avoiding it. While there, we asked a few locals for tips on avoiding the Spring Break crowds.

We were told the basics you’ll hear about most parks – look for a not-so-great weather day and go during the middle of the week.

Well, the weather was either awful or beautiful for that week. Picking a day with a 50% chance of rain to go to an Amusement Park is usually a reasonably dependable gamble. But a 100% chance of storms? Not so much.

So we had to go on a beautiful sunny day. (I know, poor us!)

And then, as for a weekday, we went during the middle of the week. But honestly, during Spring Break, in a vacation town, picking a weekday just won’t help you that much.

Dollywood is a good-sized park. Even if you have to battle the crowds, you can still have a day full of fun. And we had a great time!

But you will ride fewer rides, that’s just how it goes when a park is packed to the brim with guests. So if you’re looking to pack in as many thrills as possible, I’d avoid going near the park during holiday times.

#2 – Don’t Ride Anything Other Than Lightning Rod First

Everything we read before heading to the park said to run to the back of the park first and pack in as many coasters as possible before the families get there.

And while I do agree that getting in as many coasters as possible, before the crowds fully arrive, is good advice, I’m not sure heading to rides in the back of the park is the best advice.

In retrospect, I would run straight to Lightning Rod right once the park opened, and then quickly move on to Thunderhead or FireChaser Express.

IMO, those are the three best rides in the park.

Lightning Rod

Lightning Rod is the world’s fastest wooden coaster. You don’t want to miss it.

Flying through the park on this ride’s train is currently as close as you’re going to get to having the shirt ripped off your back on a wooden rollercoaster.

Thunderhead

As for which to go to next, Thunderhead is just a darn good coaster. It opened in 2004 and is still ranked as the 4th best wooden coaster in the world by Amusement Today.

You won’t be disappointed, and it’s a good idea to get in a ride before the line fills up.

FireChaser Express

But then there’s also FireChaser Express. This is a family-friendly dual-launch coaster that sends you both forward and backward.

Now, this is a kids’ ride, but it’s an awesome one! It’s one of the most fun and most unique coasters I’ve been on in a while.

It won’t be on everyone’s list, but since it is quite possibly the most desirable family ride in the park, once the families make it back to this ride, the line will fill up, and it will never go back down.

Riding FireChaser Express early is one thing we actually did right! This was our second ride of the day, right after riding Wild Eagle (which never gets a line, so don’t waste your first ride of the day here).

After we got in line, it filled up behind us. As we continued along with our day, I watched the wait time screens all day. The line never went back down.

#3 – Skip the Cinnamon Bread at The Grist Mill

These next two are probably going to upset some die-hard Dollywood fans. So please understand: This blog post is advice for someone who’s going to Dollywood to ride thrill rides—and to ride as many of those rides as possible.

The only reason I’m putting the Cinnamon Bread on blast is because of the LINE. There was a longer line for that bread than for half the rides in the park that day. So it must be pretty darn good!

The smell alone lured my husband in. He REALLY wanted to know, and badly enough to stand in that long, long line. Now, I’m gluten-free, so the idea of missing a ride for something I cannot even enjoy was quite soul-crushing. In the end, he didn’t get the bread, and I now, in retrospect, feel kind of bad about it.

My recommendation for the bread is this: If you have someone in your group who does not love rides, ask them to stand in the bread line. Then you can use your line time elsewhere and enjoy delicious bread afterward! Win-win!

#4 – Don’t Ride The Dollywood Express Train

Again, I hate to say this, and I’m quite positive I may offend some, but if you’re a thrill-ride enthusiast, I recommend skipping the Dollywood Express train.

Many locals had told us, “You can’t skip the train.” I’m now convinced they were all also going to Dollywood on the same day and wanted two fewer people to worry about taking up space in the ride lines.

Kidding, of course!

For real though, don’t get me wrong. I love a good old-fashioned train ride as much as the next person. But when the park is packed, so is this train!

We got in line for the last train of the day and were CRAMMED, and I mean CRAMMED, into a row. The ride hosts spent an extra 15 minutes before departure looking for any spare air molecule between bodies that they could fill. They were determined to satisfy every last person who wanted to enjoy some time on the train.

I’m going to do you a solid right now. You can miss the train. Don’t let the Dollywood fans convince you otherwise.

It is exactly like every other train ride you’ve ever taken. Sure, it has some beautiful scenery and a few things to see along the way, and if taking a train break sounds lovely, then, by all means, please take a train break.

But it’s not worth it over another ride or two if you aim to ride as many thrill rides as possible.

Oh, and one last thing. It kicks off a LOT of soot!

They warn you on the way in, and a voiceover tells you to protect your eyes when the train starts.

So yeah, there’s that. If you need one more reason, maybe this can be it. Perhaps opt to keep your eyes as they are and ride another ride instead.

#5 – When You Arrive, Find out the Hours for Dolly’s Chasing Rainbows Museum and Home-on-Wheels Tour Bus

You’re at Dollywood. Go to the Dolly Parton Experience! (Even ride lovers need a break at some point!)

When we went, I was super excited to tour what used to be known as Dolly’s Chasing Rainbows Museum and Home-on-Wheels Tour Bus. Especially since we lived in an RV. I really wanted to see the rig Dolly spent time living out of.

My logic was that this experience was at the front of the park, so it would be excellent to visit right before we headed out at the end of a long day. This, however, ended up being lousy logic because, at least on the day we were there, both closed an hour before the park’s closing time.

NOTE: From what I can gather, the newly updated area (the Dolly Parton Experience) now operates similarly to the park hours, so this point may not be an issue anymore.

However, I advise you to figure out the hours of the Dolly Parton Experience when you arrive, just in case their staffing is low on that particular day. Then, if it’s important to you, pick a good time to skip a ride and fit learning more about Dolly into your day.

If I had known this area would close early, I would have picked the time right around when the park had been open for a few hours and had become flooded with guests who had just arrived, as a good time to fit it in. (After you’ve ridden your first couple of rides.)

Then, after you’ve seen it, head back out to the coasters once everyone starts thinking about lunch.

#6 – Budget Tip – Don’t Miss Out On The Fun Time Trolley

Using the Fun Time Trolley was something we did right! Yay!

If you go on a busy day or don’t want to deal with the parking lot, take the trolley. It’s totally worth it!

Depending on your vehicle length, parking at Dollywood starts at $25.

Meanwhile, the Patriot Park trolley depot is a mere 2.3 miles away. You can park there for free, and purchasing an all-day trolley pass costs $3 per person.

You won’t have to park in a mob of guests or deal with long lines of cars. The trolley makes things easy by bringing you right to the park’s front gate.

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Now go enjoy some Dollywood thrills!